she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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