Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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