dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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