he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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