It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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