He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She's JV to your varsity
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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