sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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