If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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