make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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