I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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