it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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