butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Your dad touched me again.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
