A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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