If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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