I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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