Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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