At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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