doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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