I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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