eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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