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I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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