I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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