just tell him i said nine months
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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