new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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