apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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