Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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