Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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