Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
All the doctor said was why
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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