we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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You. Win. At. Life.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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