so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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