Its about making memories worth repressing
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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