Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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