All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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