Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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