Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We are all done wearing pants today
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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