$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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