he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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