Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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