remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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