his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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