he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
