Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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