i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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