Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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