Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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