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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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