just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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