I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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