she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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