i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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