Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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