It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Nicole vs. Life
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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