are you still at the devil's house?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize