Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I think my moral compass just broke
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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