Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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