ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Boobs speak an international language.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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