Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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