HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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