he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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